Month: May 2018

… seriously?!

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Movies

<span class="sub-title-primary"></span> <div class="liar" style="text-align:left;"><span class="casual">So, now that <cite>Code Black</cite> is freak­ing awe­some, the writ­ing is on par, and every­thing is just going so well it’s being can­celed. No sea­son 4. <strong>Why does every show I love get can­celed?! I hate <span class="caps">TV</span>!</strong> The only </span>…</div>

Damn you, Malik!

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<span class="sub-title-primary"></span> <div class="capricorn"> <p style="text-align:left;"><span class="casual">Insan­i­ty is think­ing that </span><span class="casual"><strong><em>Song After Song </em></strong>would be any dif­fer­ent from <strong><em>The Tree of Life</em></strong>. Damn you, Malik! Please do some­thing cohe­sive one of these days.</span></p> <p class="end-of-article"><span class="casual">Right.</span></p> </div> <p> …</p>

Incubus

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<span class="sub-title-primary"></span> <div class="capricorn"><span class="drop-cap">T</span>his is one of my absolute favorite cre­ations with one of my absolute favorite mod­els. It’s hard to go wrong with her… and, you know, 100 hours of Pho­to­shop.</div> <div class="classic-caption"> <h2><img data-attachment-id="16273" data-permalink="https://theepicmellow.blog/2018/05/21/incubus/img_5790-2/" data-orig-file="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?fit=1300%2C867&ssl=1" data-orig-size="1300,867" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"1"}" data-image-title="img_5790" data-image-description data-medium-file="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?fit=400%2C267&ssl=1" data-large-file="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?fit=700%2C467&ssl=1" class="aligncenter wp-image-16273 size-full jetpack-lazy-image" src="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?resize=960%2C640&ssl=1" alt="img_5790" width="960" height="640" data-recalc-dims="1" data-lazy-src="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?resize=960%2C640&is-pending-load=1#038;ssl=1" srcset="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7"/><noscript><img data-attachment-id="16273" data-permalink="https://theepicmellow.blog/2018/05/21/incubus/img_5790-2/" data-orig-file="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?fit=1300%2C867&ssl=1" data-orig-size="1300,867" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"1"}" data-image-title="img_5790" data-image-description data-medium-file="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?fit=400%2C267&ssl=1" data-large-file="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?fit=700%2C467&ssl=1" class="aligncenter wp-image-16273 size-full" src="https://i2.wp.com/theepicmellow.blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_57901.jpg?resize=960%2C640&ssl=1" alt="img_5790" width="960" height="640" data-recalc-dims="1"/></noscript><br /> Sometimes your dreams are terrifying…</h2> <p>Mod­el: Ami­na Tyler<br /> Jan­u­ary 2016</p>…</div>

Shrinking

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Me

<span class="sub-title-primary"></span> <div class="swedenhippy"> <p class="end-of-article" style="padding-left:90px;"><span class="casual">Accord­ing to the scale, I’ve lost all of the weight from my sec­ond preg­nan­cy. Heh, the reflec­tion has changed a bit… so let’s cel­e­brate the num­ber. Small vic­to­ries, dammit.</span></p> </div> <p> …</p>

Kindergarten Registration is not for the Weak: How to Make A Terrible First Impression

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Family & Kids

<span class="sub-title-primary"></span> <div class="jah"> <p class="intro"><span class="drop-cap">R</span>egard­less of any­thing else that tran­spired in the process, my daugh­ter is reg­is­tered for kinder­garten in the Fall! Wahoo! Mommy’s get­ting a very small por­tion of her life back in a few months — super excit­ing. Of course, I’m </p>…</div>

Eww

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Family & Kids

<span class="sub-title-primary"></span> <div class="jah" style="text-align:left;"><span class="drop-cap">I</span> was super excit­ed when my 4 year old woke up dry this morn­ing, if for no oth­er rea­son but the idea of get­ting to take a day off from doing laun­dry. Wahoo! </div> <p></p> <div class="jah"> <p><span class="casual">Unfor­tu­nate­ly, the cat decid­ed to throw up </span></p>…</div>